apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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