I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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