In the future we'll all be gay
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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