Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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