About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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