I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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