i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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