I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I am full of burrito and curiosity
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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