it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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