I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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