I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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