just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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