i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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