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• (845): View more from New York

  Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.

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• (415): View more from California

  there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am

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• (585): View more from New York

  they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.

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• (559): View more from California

  Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.

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• (650): View more from California

  We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.

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• (619): View more from California

  Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night

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