I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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