Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
