literally had 100 drinks last night.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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