these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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