Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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