# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
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That's how twitter works, right?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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