fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
then he tried to convert me to islam
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
