new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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