D3 body, D1 cock
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I have aggressive nipples.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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