Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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