No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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