We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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