I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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