you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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