Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
