am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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