ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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