I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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