Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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