whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
