? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I cut my penus on the lid.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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