Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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