If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Come share oat with me in your robe
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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