Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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