Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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