Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize