whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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