I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just sucked dick on a ferry
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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