An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she smelled like a LAN party
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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