For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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