She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
