Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Enjoy the penises
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
