his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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