so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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