This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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