used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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