I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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