who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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