i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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