just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize