his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you win again, gameday.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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