Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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